You put the pangit. In pangitain.
April 2011
26 posts
March 2011
67 posts
Saan nakatira ang hari at reyna ng kamanyakan? Eh di sa fellatio...
It’s okay, let it sink in… THERE YOU GO.
A Girl In Time
A note I posted on Facebook.
A couple of weeks ago, an essay entitled Date a Girl Who Reads ran around the internet and found its way on several wall posts on Facebook. Someone asked me how I felt about it and I replied “It’s okay. Now take off those panties.”
Anyway, I thought about what kind of girl would be good to date.
And I realized,
perhaps it would be good
to date a girl
with good timing.
A girl with good timing knows what to do or what to say when. Which means she’s probably already done and said a lot of things to know which ones she should keep on doing and saying. Which means she knows what she likes. And what she wants. What makes her feel good. What makes her smile. What makes her laugh.
If she understands what makes her laugh, she knows the value of a joke. A girl with good timing can tell a joke properly. Which means she understands the power of the punch line. Which means she has a sense of humor. Which means she listens. Because she knows when to talk. And when to keep quiet. Which means she’s smart. Which means she reads. Which means she understands the value of knowing stuff. Which means she asks questions. Which gives her answers. So she knows what to do, or what to say when.
A girl with good timing moves accordingly. Which means she can move to a beat. Which means she responds to music. Which means she can dance. Which means she can seduce. Which means she can affect you from a distance. With desire. With love. With hate. With intellect. With a smile. With a frown. Without looking your way. Without a single word. With a drink in her hand. With food in her mouth. And in her belly. A girl with good timing knows that she has to eat at certain times of the day. Because she is human. She is not stupid. She has to eat. So her organs can function. So she can be healthy. So she can grow. And live a long, beautiful life with you.
Yeah. Date a girl with good timing.
She’ll know what to do with you when the time is right.
LSS alert: Desperately looking for another song to kick Temper Trap's Fader out of my mind.
Match the amount that Jan-jan kid and his family will get from youknowho to keep their mouths shut. Only then will things get interesting.
If a case isn't filed against Mr. Willie, let's just do unto him what he did to the kid. If a kid can take the humiliation, I'm sure he can.
What do you call a Russian snow monster with a negative attitude? A Nyeti.
"Why do we do this?" asked a fellow colleague, to which I answered "Because no one will."
And then we went back to building stuff.
When I was born, God said "Him. Blame him."
Repost from Angelo Suarez -> "Dudes! K-Zone is looking for artists and illustrators, baka interesado kayo."
PM Mr. Suarez on Facebook if you’re interested.
Let's take a walk.
What did the husband say about his funny, pregnant wife? "I put the kid in kidding".
The 'E' is for exotic, and the 'R' is for raps.
